you know you're sick when...

1. You go to bed before your toddler/preschooler.
2. Nothing feels as good as some successful neti pot action.
3. You pledge, once again, to never take your good health for granted. (Knowing you'll likely forget  this pledge, once again, by about the third day after  your health returns.)
4. You would give anything to be able to take some Sudafed.
5. TV shows are too mentally taxing so you make silly lists instead.